May 2013
mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
colormejessikur:
hesmybrother-hesadopted:
fudgersandlovers:
peppy-mocha:
nigforaday:
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
EXCUSE YOU WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
EVER
But he got a mom to dance with at the end of the Rugrats go to Paris movie! So all is well, children. Chuckie...
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .
I would never cheat in a relationship
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
ringasunn:
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg...
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
